Was zum Schmunzeln 2

Skulpturen

[Blockierte Grafik: http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/1123/frauenpower6fe.th.jpg]
Mag man(und Frau) von halten, was man(Frau) will.

[Blockierte Grafik: http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/2792/winterauto9mp.th.jpg]

[Blockierte Grafik: http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/861/fffk9rz.th.jpg]

Versuch, den Text in dem angehängten Bild zu lesen!
Wenn es, weil es chinesisch scheint, nicht gelingt, versuch die Haut neben den Augen zur Seite zu ziehen, damit deine Augen wie die der Chinesen aussehen!

[Blockierte Grafik: http://web3.gleitz.org/Kopernikus/Chinesen.jpg]

Dies ist der Grund, warum Chinesen so andere Augen haben als wir:

:ani_lol:
Das ist ja geil! Wo gräbst Du nur immer so ein Zeuchs aus?

Cu Rippraff

Zitat von Kopernikus

Versuch, den Text in dem angehängten Bild zu lesen!
Wenn es, weil es chinesisch scheint, nicht gelingt, versuch die Haut neben den Augen zur Seite zu ziehen, damit deine Augen wie die der Chinesen aussehen!

Man könnte auch einfach einen Meter von Bildschirm weggehen...

Zitat von ZapBee

Man könnte auch einfach einen Meter von Bildschirm weggehen...

Fantastisch! Auf die Idee bin ich noch gar nicht gekommen.

LOL,.. ist auf jeden Fall gut
(ich hab einfach die Brille abgenommen; mehr aus Zufall)

Zitat von Selur

(ich hab einfach die Brille abgenommen; mehr aus Zufall)

Das funktioniert ja echt :eek: So musste ich nicht aufstehen, danke dir dafür!

Zitat von Selur

LOL,.. ist auf jeden Fall gut
(ich hab einfach die Brille abgenommen; mehr aus Zufall)

:ani_lol: (Funktioniert wirklich!) :daumen:

Ich glaube, wir sind im falschen Forschungsgebiet tätig:

http://shortnews.stern.de/start.cfm?over…sort=3&sparte=9

:ani_lol:

Welchen Studiengang muss man belegen, um sowas erforschen zu können ? Master of science in female breasts technology ?

illCP
BH-Physik !
Das Fachgebiet ist auch unter Tüten-Dynamik bekannt.
[Duck]
und 50 cent in die Chauvi-Kasse.

Zitat von bergh

illCP
BH-Physik !
Das Fachgebiet ist auch unter Tüten-Dynamik bekannt.
[Duck]

Die Tutorien sind doch bestimmt überlaufen, alle brauchen Nachhilfe, weil sie's nicht richtig verstanden haben.
Kann ich dann da auch einen MBH machen? Master of Breast Holding?

Zitat von bergh

50 cent in die Chauvi-Kasse.

Passt der in ein Sparschwein?

:lol:

In Vertretung: --

[Blockierte Grafik: http://img40.imageshack.us/img40//89860065016e0b5d9ao4ij.jpg]
[Blockierte Grafik: http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/985/pommes3qb.jpg]
[Blockierte Grafik: http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9597/8886399061d4864a62o5fu.jpg]

die Frisur des Schwarzen ist ja echt geil! Hab erst mal ne Sekunde gebraucht um das zu bemerken

People who Vote !!!

My friend bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it".
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:
"Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it.

Caution! These people Vote.

=======

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff"...

She ALSO votes!

==========

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He
responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . .

He ALSO votes!

==========

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". .

She ALSO votes!

==========

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

My sister ALSO votes!

==========

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount...

He ALSO votes!

==========

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?"
I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...

My friend ALSO votes!

=========

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?". . .

SHE ALSO votes!

Super! :ani_lol: