Dankeschön.
Was zum Schmunzeln 2
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Morpheus -
20. Dezember 2003 um 18:42 -
Geschlossen
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Danke!
Aber ich weiß nicht so recht, mein Nachbar hat sich da so affig...
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hatten wir den schon: http://membres.lycos.fr/warum001/m1/ ?
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Ja, war schon. Aber sehr lange her (aus dem "Clown gefrühstückt" damals, vor Jahren, glaub ich?!)...
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Win XP boots on a Mac
haha, wie der Titel schon sagt
[Blockierte Grafik: http://i2.tinypic.com/r7j2ub.jpg]
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coole Animation im Matrix-Style über Schweine und andere Tierchen in Massenhaltung...
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Für die Freunde der dt. Sprache...
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Teil 2
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Neues Design für Einkauftaschen
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Neues von Tokio Hotel!
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Die (ungefähr) 100 unpassendsten Arten und Weisen, wie man schlechte Nachrichten überbringen kann:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Worst_100…eliver_Bad_News
Fakten zum Thema Chuck Norris:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris/Facts
Mein persönlicher Favorit:
Chuck Norris hat bis unendlich gezählt! Zwei Mal!!
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Der ist auch klasse:
When Chuck Norris jumps in water Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
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Wenn Chuck Norris in den Himmel sieht fangen die Wolken an zu schwitzen,
wir kennen das auch als Regen -
was für zwischendurch (1mal pps, 1mal doc)
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:ani_lol::ani_lol::ani_lol:
Gruß,
7ven -
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Ja! Danke! :daumen:
Hast du den schon bob0r vorgeschlagen?
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Hey, ist ein echter Screenshot der x264.nl page von vor 10 Tagen!
Zu der Geschichte gibts auch noch nen lustigen IRC Log...
Zitat
Stark gekürzt...<Jarod> http://files.x264.nl/x264_cencept_chuck_norris.jpg
<Jarod> concept approved bond?
<bond> (Jarod) http://files.x264.nl/x264_cencept_chuck_norris.jpg <- ahaha
<bond>
<Manao> Jarod: you know what to do know : add the chuck norris photo to the vfw interface
<Sharktooth> LOL
<bond> nah!
<LordRPI> that pic rules
<bond> Jarod: you need to make a chux profile for your hp
<Jarod> hp?
<bond> homepage=-= Diablo-D3 was booted from #x264 by pengvado (chuck norris is annoying)
-->| Diablo-D3 (i=diablo@pool-64-222-243-87.port.east.verizon.net) has joined #x264=-= Mode #x264 +b Diablo-D3!*@* by pengvado
=-= Mode #x264 +b Sharktooth!*@* by pengvado<bond> :>
<Zero1> ...?
<Zero1> too much chuck?<--| Sharktooth has left #x264
<LordRPI> Chuck NOrris roundhouse kicked Sharktooth off the 'net
-->| ChuckNorris (n=evil@host179-13.pool8249.interbusiness.it) has joined #x264
=-= Mode #x264 +b LordRPI!*@* by pengvado
<ChuckNorris> oopps..
<--| ChuckNorris has left #x264 ("Leaving")
<|bond|> lol
=-= Mode #x264 -o pengvado by ChanServ
=-= Mode #x264 +o |bond| by ChanServ<|bond|> no bans
=-= Mode #x264 -bb LordRPI!*@* Sharktooth!*@* by ChanServ
=-= Mode #x264 -bb Diablo-D3!*@* *!*@24.69.18.* by ChanServ
=-= Mode #x264 -bb *!*@24.69.98.204 *!*@222-*.jetstream.xtra.co.nz by ChanServ<Manao> |bond|: don't remove the jetstream.xtra.co.nz one !
<|bond|> hm who was that
<Manao> somebody you don't want him to come back
<|bond|> now how can i ban someone
<Zero1> lol bond stole #x264
<|bond|> hihi
<|bond|> is the evil channel founder ;P<Jarod> Chux264 = Chuck's x264
<|bond|> so will you make a chux profile?
<Jarod> enables all settings to max?
<Zero1> lol
<Zero1> esa = extra strength algorithm
<Zero1>
<Jarod> --me chuck
<--| pengvado has left #x264 ("Client exiting")
<Zero1> i think pengvado is not a chuck fan :p
<Jarod> hehe
<Zero1> he left other servers too
<Zero1> maybe chuck hacked his internet<Sharktooth> http://danno.appliedi.net/drupal/files/Image/140218.jpg
<Soulhunter> http://www.watchmeeatahotdog.com/images/diet/norris.jpg
<Soulhunter> http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/2777/chucktv0ji.jpg
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|<-- TaneM has left irc.freenode.com (calvino.freenode.net irc.freenode.net)<Sharktooth> wtf...
<Soulhunter> uhm...
<Zero1> chuck norris not only splits blocks of wood, but splits channels also
<bond> Jarod: the new chux pic is not that good imho
<bond> is this melting chocolate?
<Sharktooth> url?
<bond> http://x264.nl/x264_theme05.php
<Jarod> thats to get you unfocused..... for the beating ur about to get
<bond> lol
<Soulhunter> XD
<bond> maybe it would be better with blood?
<Sharktooth> yeah
<Jarod> :O)
<Jarod> good idea
<Diablo-D3> chuck norris is able to compress a dvd into one byte with a roundhouse kick
<Jarod> nah
<Sharktooth> into one bit
<bond> hm somehow x264 should be in the message ???
<Soulhunter> "x264: so tough it can even compress flicks with chuck norris"?
<bond> "x264: only chuck norris can also compress a dvd into one bit"
<Sharktooth> naaa.. it's Chux264 can compress a whole DVD into one single bit
<bond> nah the name "chuck norris" must be mentioned
<bond> anyways lets wait what jarod does :>
<bond> "Chux264: the next best thing after chuck norris to compress your dvds" ?
<Zero1> chux264 - For your Chuck Norris compression needs
<bond> lol
<Sharktooth> "God created the universe, Chuck Norris compressed it into one single bit with Chux264"
<Zero1> LOL
<bond>
<Soulhunter>
<Diablo-D3> Chux264: Roundhouse powered
<Soulhunter> "Chux264: its like chuck norris, just without beard"
<bond> hahahaa
<Sharktooth> creating CN- presets for megui....
<bond>
<Jarod> *refresh*
<Diablo-D3> <Soulhunter> "Chux264: its like chuck norris, just without beard"
<Diablo-D3> the beard gives chuck norris his power.
<Zero1> lol
<Sharktooth> eheh
<Soulhunter> lol
<Zero1> chuck norris pwns me at encoding
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<Soulhunter> chuck doesnt encode... he stares the dvd down till it fits on a cd<Jarod> good now?
<Sharktooth> yeah
<Zero1> lol Jarod, its a winner -
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