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Top 99 Actual Star Wars Lines You Might Hear In A Porno
1 Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
2 Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
3 You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
4 Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!
5 She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid
6 Negative! It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface
7 "Backdoor, huh? Good idea."
8 Let's blow this thing so we can go home!
9 You've got something jammed in here real good.
10 Pull out Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!
11 "Look at the size of that thing"
12 There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
13 Almost there... just a couple of seconds...
14 "Get on top of it!" "I'm trying!"
15 Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.
16 "I thought they smelled bad on the outside."
17 "This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm."
18 "I want you to take her. I mean it! Take her!"
19 "Hey! Point that thing someplace else!"
20 I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me 'Master'
21 "We're going in, and we're going in full throttle."
22 Sorry about the mess...
23 "He is here. I have felt him"
24 I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie.
25 I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me
26 "She's my sister."
27 oh sh}t it fell off
28 Control, control. You must learn control.
29 Intensify forward firepower!!!
30 R2 see what you can do with it!!
31 I never heard of them hitting anything this big before.
32 She's gonna blow!
33 "Han, can you reach my lightsaber?" "Yeah! Sure!"
34 Attack of the clones!!
35 Close your eyes and feel the force flowing through you
36 I'm quite sure you'll be very pleased with that one, sir...Here he comes.
37 Any of Chewie's Lines
38 Impressive!
39 Possible he came in through the south entrance
40 Put that thing away before you get us all killed
41 Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm? Mmmm
42 Good Job! Don't get cocky.
43 "You can't go in there, It's restricted!"
44 You, like your father, are now *mine*.
45 "I can't shake it!"
46 "what IS that thing??"
47 [ the music from the cantina ]
48 Hurry up, golden-rod...
49 it's too hard, I can't do it
50 You're all clear, kid! Now lets blow this thing and get outta here!
51 "Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"
52 "Easy? You call that easy?"
53 President Screw!!!!
54 "I am your father." "NOOOOOOOO"
55 "I'll take good care of her. She won't get a scratch."
56 "join us"
57 Well, short help is better than no help at all.
58 I don't care what you smell - get in there.
59 Hurry up! Come with me! What are you waiting for?!
60 Use the Force, Luke!
61 When we first met you were the teacher, now I am the master...
62 What plans? What are you talking about? I'm not getting in there!
63 Do or do not. There is no try.
64 I have you now
65 They think I'm some kind of god.
66 "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"
67 I like things that are soft
68 That's no moon...
69 Yeeee ha
70 "I love you" "I know"
71 I recognized your foul stench
72 Slimy? My home this is!
73 let the force flow through you
74 My son is here. I have felt him. // Strange, I have not.
75 The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.
76 Who's scruffy lookin?
77 Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?!?
78 "Great, kid, don't get cocky!"
79 any of that crap anakin said to amidala in ep 2
80 Aren't you a little small for a stromtrooper?
81 Hey, I knew there was more to you than money.
82 Nice lightsabor
83 stupid fool! he's using an old jedi mind trick
84 You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainry
85 "I can bullseye a womp rat at 500 yards"
86 Help me Obiwan Kenobe. You're my only hope.
87 I bet she gives great helmet. Ooops, wrong movie
88 I have a very bad feeling about this.
89 Mmmm chewy
90 Maybe it's another drill.
91 What are you, some kind of Jedi?
92 Oh your helmet is soo big
93 "Short help's better than no help at all."
94 See you look this good. 500 years you be.
95 We're caught in a tractor beam! It's pulling us in!
96 (In answer to 'Who's Your Daddy!').. "Luke, I am your father"
97 There is .. another ... Skywalker ...
98 We're approaching Mons Venus. Put it into warp drive.
99 Luke, I am your father.
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